December 28, 2004

Googlebot 的访谈 Interviews with Googlebot::[Search Engine]


Liang

原文刊登在Interviews with Googlebot

觉得这样的对话很有趣,实际上并不能帮助我们理解网络爬虫,不过简单的开心阅读也不错。我将之翻译如下:
Q: 你刚才完成了一个深入的爬行,你感觉怎么样?

A: 给我来杯猛烈的饮料,或者双倍!

Q: 你发现了任何有意思的东西么?

A: 现在还不清楚。

Q: 你爬了多少网页?

A: 像McDonald's(麦当劳)说的,成千上万。或者像Carl Sagan(美国著名的物理学家)说的,无所谓。

Q: 喝了几杯啤酒后,在你完成了一个深爬(deep crawl)后第一件事情是什么?

A: 我要洗个澡,我感觉很..很污秽。

Q: 什么是你工作最糟糕的部分?

A: Blogs,这点毫无疑问。那些糟糕的 blogrolls 进入你的脑袋直到你晕倒。那些糟糕的东西还试图幽默,天啊,想想这到底是怎么回事。

Q: 你怎么看待你被叫做网络蜘蛛 (spider )?

A: 这世界上没有什么蜘蛛能够向我跑的这么快。

Q: 你在爬行中间做什么呢?

A: 密谋Tim Berners-Lee(WWW的创始人)的死亡。

Q: 谢谢你接受这次采访。

A: 你只吸引了我1% 的注意力,不客气。

原文:


Q: You just finished a deep crawl. How do you feel?

A: I need a stiff drink. Or two.

Q: Did you find anything interesting out there?

A: It’s all a blur.

Q: How many pages did you hit?

A: Like McDonald’s says, billions and billions. Or was that Carl Sagan? Whatever.

Q: After tossing back a few beers, what’s the first thing you do after a deep crawl?

A: Take a shower. I feel so … so violated.

Q: What’s the worst part of your job?

A: Blogs, no question. Those damn blogrolls get into your head until you’re dreaming about them. And the lame attempts at humor … God, people, get a clue.

Q: How do you feel about being called a spider?

A: There’s not a damn spider on earth that can move as fast as I do.

Q: What do you do between crawls?

A: Plot the death of Tim Berners-Lee.

Q: Thank you for your time.

A: You received one percent of my attention. Don’t mention it.

Posted at December 28, 2004 09:57 PM by Liang at 09:57 PM | Comments (3) | TrackBack(1) | Booso!| Niu.la收藏!


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Comments

第 1 楼:

[quote]Blogs,这点毫无疑问。那些糟糕的 blogrolls 进入你的脑袋直到你晕倒。那些糟糕的东西还试图幽默,天啊,想想这到底是怎么回事。[/quote]

Google 对 Blog 间的过渡相互连接,看来有些讨厌了

Posted by: Fenng at December 28, 2004 10:33 PM from 210.82.102.234

第 2 楼:

你好,可以交个朋友吗?我这里有个50万的人口数据可以分享。是我从一个县级别市的人口信息管理系统中导出的,在重名上分布有地域特点。

Posted by: whq at February 15, 2005 05:09 AM from 222.94.196.32

第 3 楼:

Q: What’s the worst part of your job?

A: Blogs, no question. Those damn blogrolls get into your head until you’re dreaming about them. And the lame attempts at humor … God, people, get a clue.


唉。。。 BLOGs......

Posted by: NONOTODAY at March 16, 2005 06:21 AM from 222.95.24.132

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